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Christmas joke

Posted by itinerant child-414831 - Created: 3 years ago
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Posted by Steve51-907091 - 3 years ago

That should've read 'Rudolph the Red knows rain deer.'

Sorry

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Posted by Steve51-907091 - 3 years ago

Husband and wife are strolling through the streets of Moscow one Christmas evening when the weather changes.

Husband: ' It's starting to rain.'

Wife: ' No it's sleet. '

Husband: ' No, it's definitely rain. '

Wife: ' I'm telling you it is sleet! '

Husband: ' Well my old friend Rudi lives nearby, bit of a weather expert, we'll ask him. '

Rudi: '  Definitely rain. '

As they walked away...

Husband: ' Told I was right.  Rudolph the Red nose rain dear.'

:)

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Posted by Iguana Rock - 3 years ago

What is an Ig?

An Eskimo's home without a loo!

(As you will probably have guessed - it was taken from today's Xmas cracker)

Posted by itinerant child-414831 - 3 years ago

Heavitree,wishing you,your good lady and kids and further down the family tree a very merry christmas. Happy to have made the littleuns smile. Look forward to seeing you in 2016.

Luvnstuff

Jamie xx

 

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Posted by Heavitree-431035 - 3 years ago

JCF A Very Happy Christmas from St, S.

We are very much enjoying the funnies.The first one about the turkey and the sprout had to be explained to K and our adult daughter.The grandchildren of 7 & 9 chortled immediately !

C.

Posted by Joyce - 3 years ago

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!

What kind of motor bike does Santa ride? - A Holly Davidson

Who says 'Oh, Oh, Oh'? - Santa walking backwards!

Season's greetings to all my friends on AngloInfo and the best of everything for 2016 xx 

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Posted by Melou - 3 years ago

Dear Jamie - I fly in all the way from deepest darkest Dordogne to read your postings . . . this one deserves to go viral! (But don't worry, the doctor will have something to treat it).

I wish you and all creatures great and small who are dear to you A Very Happy Day tomorrow!

Posted by itinerant child-414831 - 3 years ago

I have to thank a good friend in Burgundy for this one-

A guy goes into the doctors and says that he can not stop eating christmas decorations,the doctor says ' yes I see the problem, you have got a bad case of tinsellitus ' !!!!!

Its lovely to see the humerous side of you all and I thank you with all my heart for taking a moment to share your christmas spirits with others and helping us enjoy our christmas by making us giggle..

Seasonal love to you all

Jamie and cockney xx

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Posted by stagthelad - 3 years ago

Teacher asked the children in her class to bring something in related to christmas. The teacher says to little Mark " what did you bring" he replied " wrapping paper"  " excellent" she says, she then asks little Susie what she has brought in, " a christmas bauble miss", "excellent" she says, then she asks little Johnny, he says " a pair of knickers miss", she says " but what are they to do with christmas", he says " they are Carols"

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Posted by jackelliot - 3 years ago

My friend Gav died yesterday.  He died from taking heart burn tablets. Can't believe Gavisgon